Astrology? Overrated. MBTI? Boring. Enneagram? Please.
The only personality test Malaysians need is this: what you order at mamak.
Because for real, the drink/meal you confidently mumble to the waiter?
That’s your whole vibe!
Teh Tarik – The Drama Queen Bestie
Foamy, sweet, and extra – just like you!
You don’t tell a story; you sing it.
One moment you’re whispering, the next you’re reenacting the whole thing like a K-drama villain reveal.
People pretend to roll their eyes, but secretly, you’re the entertainment they signed up for.
Without you, group hangouts would be painfully quiet.
Nasi Lemak – The Main Character Energy
Solid. Classic. Reliable.
You’re the friend who always has tissues in their bag, knows everyone’s birthdays, and somehow manages to look put together even at 2 a.m.
You’ve got the “comfort food” energy – people feel safe around you.
But don’t get it twisted: that sambal sting proves you can clap back when needed.
Roti Canai – The Chill “Up to You Lah” Friend
Your whole vibe? Go with the flow. Plans change? Cool. Movie gets cancelled? No stress.
People may think you’re flaky, but you’re really just easygoing – like crispy edges with soft fluffy middle.
Your catchphrase: “cincai lah!” – everyone needs a friend like you.
Milo Ais – The Chaos Baby of the Group
You bring pure sugar-rush energy.
You’re the one who suddenly suggests karaoke at midnight, or dares everyone to play “truth or dare” at the mamak.
Do people take you seriously? No. Do you care? Also no.
You’re living your best life, one iced chocolatey sip at a time.
Basically, you’re the human form of that one friend who laughs so hard they start wheezing.
Maggi Goreng – The Hot Mess That We Love Anyway
You’re unpredictable.
One day you’re spilling tea, and the next day you are the tea.
You’re spicy, colourful, a little messy – but that’s exactly why people love you.
Sure, you’re a walking red flag sometimes, but you’re also the friend that makes every night out 100x more exciting.
Basically: if drama had a bestie, it’d be you.
Kopi O – The No-Nonsense Parent Friend
Black. Bitter. Bold.
You’re the one checking the Grab timing, making sure no one loses their wallet, and reminding everyone they have work tomorrow.
On the surface, you’re the serious “don’t waste my time” type.
But deep down? You’re soft for your people.
The kopi may be O, but your love is OG.
Sirap Bandung – The Walking Instagram Story
Bold. Loud. Extra. That’s your brand.
You’re the friend who says “Wait, wait, let me take a pic first!” before anyone can touch the food.
Your IG stories are basically a TV show at this point.
People might roast you for being dramatic… but without you, the group chat would be dead.
So, What’s Your Order?
Maybe you’re the teh tarik drama queen, the kopi O boss babe, or the Milo Ais chaos bestie.
Either way, we all know that one friend who matches each order.
So, share this with your gang and start tagging: Who’s the roti canai chill one?
Who’s the Maggi goreng drama magnet?
And most importantly… which one are YOU?